when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA
"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast
“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”
I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN
Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY
I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SWITZERLAND
THATS GENEVA YOU CRUMB
passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.